Dear Tristero subscriber,

I have been unable to review the digital waste material you supplied due to thickening of the tendons in my right hand. Doctor Shipley (Rheumatolgist) has advised me to stop working or I’ll end up with a claw hand.

Michael Landy

Dear Tristero subscriber,

If Cleanliness is next to Godliness then welcome to heaven.

Michael Landy

Dear Tristero subscriber,

I suggest you increase the lifespan of your digital material rather than having it recycled.

Michael Landy

Dear Tristero subscriber,

I have taken on the role of ‘Recycling Stewardship’ in this case ‘take back’ regulations have been enforced.

Michael Landy

Dear Tristero subscriber,

Thank you for submitting your unwanted files. Unfortunately I am unable to filter material of sufficient quality. I wondered if you have any information on Dirk Bikkemberg jumpers or hand-painted Kevin Keegan figurines.

Michael Landy

Dear Tristero subscriber,

Thank you for submitting your waste material. Regretfully I am unable to find any recyclable treasures.

Michael Landy

Dear Tristero subscriber,

Scavenging through digital waste bins, searching for nourishment, been unable to locate any in yours.

Michael Landy

Dear Tristero subscriber,

Thank you for your submission to Tristero.

Unfortunately, this just wasn’t quite right for the artwork I am making. Thanks for trying, and please send something else.

Michael Landy

Dear Tristero subscriber,

I am surprised you have sent me this, and that you seem to attach so little value to it. May I suggest you look again.

Michael Landy